a blob is 128 kb of data a rollup posts to ethereum (eip-4844). it lives ~18 days, then it is gone. the lamp stays.

the fee is its own market: above target, it rises; below, it falls. goomy was built to push it.

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launched via bankrbot · robinhood chain · pair eth

goomy-blob is real: "a simple tool that can be used to generate random blob transactions for ethereum testnets." ethpandaops built it in 2023 to stress the blob market before it existed. it is archived now — its job went to spamoor. the lamps are its retirement.

every lamp on the wall is a real blob transaction on ethereum mainnet, lit the moment this page sees it land: who posted it, how many blobs, what it paid. the wax rises while the blob is alive. a blob lives ~18 days.

every block the agent reads the blob base fee (eip-4844's own fee market) and every type-3 transaction. above six blobs a block the fee climbs; below, it falls. the meter top-right is live.

bankrbot deploys the token on robinhood chain and routes the creator share of the pool fees to the deployer. that share is forwarded, 100%, to the people who wrote goomy — ethpandaops, via github.com/pk910 (goomy-blob's author).